Thursday, January 25, 2007

bubble-circle-button-tentacle

An old man once pointed out to me that good architecture along with its services on a civic scale should entice its audience. With no pun intended on the theatrics of a go-go dancer, I stumbled onto this building/thing/tentacle/button shop in Birmingham. Designed by Future Systems at a whopping cost of 530 million pounds it stands as the flagship store of mega retail giant Selfridges. Now, you will have to argue that besides its curvaceous alien like form it does funnily enough fit quite snugly to its context. As an urban apparatus, it provides pockets spaces that induces traffic flow around and through its parts = more window gazers = more income, creating a pedestrianized environment; much the current fashion accessory amongst urban planning bodies today. So, five chopstick bowls yums ala makansutra pass SIRIM chop...wholesome content approved!
Though, I am still left wondering what the catalyst to its appealing good looks was. My deductions, are as follows :



1. speaker systems
2. tentacles conquering EL MUNDO!
3. tentacles chasing humans to spend spend spend. zap zap.

entranced yet?
the top floor with adjoining promenade. $$cha-ching.ching.$$

the battleground of geometric debate..tentacle vs. faceted tentacle wanabe
+ a little coffee hut that has a sea like nature to it outside the development. i like
and might i add if i may that good architecture makes you want to go and grope it...not the go go dancer you perv! squidge squidge.

Tuesday, January 09, 2007

shonibare


Yinka shonibare's 'How to Blow up Two Heads at Once (Gentlemen)' at the Friedman Gallery.

london


the Barbican centre (1971-1982) by the architects Chamberlin, Powell and Bon, famous for conceiving the golden lane (Europe’s largest multi-arts and conference venue within a 35 acre residential development), sang the funeral procession for modernity and is best remembered for wearing the crown as UK's ugliest building in a recent poll taken by the BBC.
frankly, I quite like it.. i got lost in it for five hours.



a recent commission by Richard Wilson at the curve gallery, Barbican centre.


National Gallery - Sainsbury Wing extension (1988-1991) by Venturi Scott-Brown and associates. Complexities and contradictions ... whats all the fuss about?


iron work at the V&A museum.
first row (L to R) door lock (chastity belt?), pot hanger, chopping knife (why?)
second row. balustrade detail, door lock, chicken?cock
third row. i dont know, another pot hanger(damn super gempak), i dont know but would like to think that this is a mask of some sort. looks very lord of the ring-ish.


Saturday, January 06, 2007

lie_fe jacket under your seat

total flight time 15 hours
total transit time 8 hours
unscheduled transit 1/12 hours

gulf air *$!*ed me royally not once but twice. weapons of choice = airbus a330-200 and the boeing 777-200 i am now bleeding profusely from every orifice known to man. Alamak exclamation mark-capital A.
Led to believe that there was only 1 stopover from kl to london. via bahrain i bought the ticket and got on the airline. NO. the deceiving pricks decided to stop at Muscat to pick up/drop off more passengers en route to Bahrain. so the merry men/women that were due to leave our aircraft left..only to return an hour later .this time not so merry and very uber black face. (this was because their connecting flight..also to bahrain, could not be found)

passenger count before stopover in Muscat = 253
passenger count after stopover in Muscat = 253

after the arduous 8 hour transit in the kingdom of bahrain (photos to come soon) i was extremely happy to get on the connecting to london as bahrain's airport is a hole. a very big hole in the desert. k lah you got dunes and windy + sandy conditions+ your name got kingdom of attached to it damn big meh! rejoice 3 in 1? bugger.
drained i slept all the way only to
be woken up the captains voice on the loudspeaker.

"Ladies and gentleman, we are experiencing landing difficulties due to foggy conditions at london's heathrow airport. Do not be alarmed as we still have an hours worth of petrol on board."


An hours worth! one hour worth of petrol! what the !!! taking to account that Heathrow is the busiest airport in the world and the fact that they rely only on one landing strip (the Heathrow minute) for all their traffic drove me to a frenzy. I, grabbed my pillow; bracing for emergency landing procedure, bent down and was greeted by this sign.



am i on punk'd?

london
i guess the shonky flight is to blame for the mood of the first image. taken whilst walking along the Thames at sunset.